The Bachelor in Paradise – Ep 1

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!! That’s right everyone! It’s Bachie time!!

And this year it’s not the Bachelor as we know it. Oh no. They upped my Bachelor viewing by at least 100%.

Universe: “Kim, if you could have one thing, what would you want?”
Kim: “MOAR BACHIE COUPLES!!!”
Universe: “But you’re a feminist what about.-
Kim: “MOAR!! ALL THE LOVE!!! ALL. THE. LOVE!”

And unto me the universe delivered.

Side note: totally a feminist. And a feminist is pro-choice. And I am pro any...