A Bonus Post At My Coast!

Are you all tired out from 24 in one day? Never fear, a bonus post is about to play. This is a bonus post for all of you. Nah, a new post daily isn't always in view.

It's Bonus Time.
We'll stick with rhyme.
But Bonus is still had.
So let's get to it at our pad.

You are there.
You sure care.
So here's a bonus for you.
You get 25% of what you view.

25% of these words you can read.
My, aren't I nice at my feed?
You do it every day?
Whoops, 1% is where it must stay.

That guy never reads.
Maybe just search engine deeds.
Those nuts are so great.
75% is their rate.

Never heard of me?
Sit on you butt at your sea?
Isn't Mommy's basement grand?
100% is what you get at your land.

Sit back and relax.
This bonus comes with no tax.
It is all for you.
Oh, you'll get some too.

1% for most.
So give a toast.
Won't cover much.
Don't reach out and touch.

Use your words.
Don't tweet like birds.
With 1% given to you,
Words sure are few.

You used them up?
That is a hiccup.
Next year we'll go higher.
1.5% won't make them expire.

Enjoy your bonus.
Sorry for the slowness.
It's all for you.
A big 1% for those who actually view.

Don't you love the bonus I gave? That 1% bonus must make you rant and rave. Not in a good way? Damn, but that's how humans get bonus pay. Those who sit on their ass and do nothing at all get the biggest bonus at their hall. Don't you love how that goes? Are you suffering from bonus woes? I'll be sure to throw in some bonus gas. Now you have to love the bonus from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.