cracked.com shares more truths:
tissue2:
"Batman Characters
Gotham City is a giant group therapy project, and just like in real-life psychiatry, nobody benefits from it.
The real tragedy is how many decades it took to get a great Batman movie.
Just The Facts
"The $*#@ Batman is mother-flippin' crazy!" according to several gangs of multicultural street punks.
The popularity of a Batman cast member is proportional to how much poetic comparison he draws with Batman.
There are women in Gotham, but their personalities have all the defitinion of a snowman made from cottage cheese.*
*Unless written by Gail Simone, who punches up weak characters so well you'd think she was a bully."
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Published on October 16, 2011 17:40