Here Is A Story In All Its Glory!

The cat wanted to tell you a tale, but that kinda did fail. Maybe it failed because of strife. Maybe it failed because of life. Maybe it didn't fail at all. Beats me at my hall.

The cat was out.
Out and about.
What's with the about?
Right! Figured that out.

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

In urgent need.
Urgent need to feed.
Just all in your head.
You were just fed.

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Money is tight.
It may bite.
That must suck.
Can you get out a buck?

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Donate today.
Only $5645 you have to pay.
You'll get a big red nose.
Thought I'd say rose?

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Beginning to end.
A beginning end trend.
That you need to amend.
Did I offend?

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Damn, I'd really go all repeat if the story of my life hit the street. If I had to say that every time it would sure cut into each chime. Oh look, I just took a shit. I even buried it. Whoops, story of my life changed. Is your mind blown that it was rearranged? Does your life have one whole story? My, that must be boring with no glory. Hopefully it's a good re-run at least. Did you catch on to this furry beast? That saying was just said to me by a lass. So the not so singular story of my life came from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.