When I was growing up, other kids used to make fun of me all the time for "being too tall." And the thing is, I'm really not that tall at all. I'm tall, but not at all very tall. The fact is, my height is just perfect at 5'9" and now that we're all grown ups, I hope that all those people realize that they're really, really short. It's like they lacked some kind of fertilizer or something.