An Entitled Free For Thee!

Here we are. A free rhyme near and far. It is free from me to you. Hmm but not the cable company at your zoo. Or would that be internet provider? I'll let you figure out that slider.

This rhyme is free.
Free as can be.
Errr umm not.
We spun that plot.

You pay for online.
You pay for it to align.
One way or another,
Even leeching off your mother.

But oh no.
It's a free show.
Let's think like that.
Then we can chew fat.

$1000 on that car.
Bah, that won't go far.
We should have it for free.
We have a big family you see.

You really want $10 for that?
I'll offer a fee that is flat.
You'll really love this fee.
What is it? Free!

Life is hard.
Need a mower for the yard.
I see you have a spare.
Give me it for free to show you care.

I'm free to ask.
Not a hurtful task.
Been there too.
Try again at your zoo.

You are soooo mean.
This is a free screen.
Why can't all be that way?
I may throw in a bale of hay.

That isn't worth $400 bucks.
I will use it for my ducks.
You should give it for free.
Don't you want to pity me?

Self entitled a bit?
Bah, who needs that shit.
Life is just really really hard on me.
Can't you accept my offer of free?

Ever deal with a free nut? They sure are in a self entitled rut. Many have money that they don't want to spend. Yet free they offer and expect you to bend. Those who really need things find a way, usually, at the end of the day. Those free nuts can suck on gas. That is all they are entitled to from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.