Anxiety Closet Cleanout

My Anxiety Closet was getting over-full, so instead of renting space at the Anxiety Self-Storage, I decided to clean it out. I was able to throw out a bunch of dusty, old anxieties that were taking up too much space. In the junk pile went…

FORGETTING TO REWIND VHS TAPES
NOT FOLDING A MAP CORRECTLY
NOT REMEMBERING THE NUMBER FOR TIME AND TEMPERATURE
ACCIDENTALLY FILLING MY TANK WITH LEADED GAS.
CARRYING FILM THROUGH AIRPORT XRAYS
HAVING ROOM IN THE CAR FOR ALL MY 8-TRACKS
NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND A PAY PHONE
ZITS
SURVIVING A NUCLEAR WAR BY HIDING UNDER MY DESK
WHAT TO WEAR ON A FIRST DATE

Wow, I feel so much better, and I have so much more room now for new anxieties. Retirement, arthritis, and being first in line at Furr’s for the Friday All-You-Can-Eat buffet–I have room for all those and MORE!