Screw You, Yap Voicemail

If you, like me, HATE listening to voicemails, then you probably downloaded the Yap visual voicemail application. And, like me, you probably were confronted with absolute incoherent nonsense. Case in point, this "message" left by my 87-year-old grandma Gigi:

"Hi sweetie, just wanted to tell you that and they're working on your your front patio today. Right now they're out and getting some other stuff. I I'm filling out something right now and and I need your Mother's help on that too so anyway draw a shark.

I talk to you later baby hope you're having a fine do more. So, OK. Bye-bye. I might try calling your mom now and shit and asking her something. OK. Bye-bye."

Yeeeah. Pretty sure Gigi doesn't drop S-bombs and shark-themed art isn't exactly her favorite.