Abandon It Where You Sit?

The abandoning way is sure here today. Or is it on display? It sure is a flip flop with what you humans stop. But the cat would expect nothing less of you. For many a human has a loose screw.

The pager is here.
It beeps when you aren't near.
Beep, beep, beep.
All the way into the trash heap.

Cigarettes are so cool.
Smoke them at school.
They cause cancer you say?
Bah, let's leave them on display.

Cable TV.
Great way to see.
Whoops, not any more.
Can easily find an encore.

GMO has come.
Eat it and then some.
Modifying it sure is a perk.
Keep selling it, Walmart clerk.

The outhouse.
Could hold a mouse.
Could freeze things too.
Hello indoor loo.

War is the best.
Proves a manly or womanly test.
They are so evil over there.
Let's keep at it with all unaware.

Women stay at home.
Not allowed to roam.
Those days are done.
Two incomes better than one.

Gas is a perk.
Have to get to work.
Keep the fossil fuel coming.
Oil drums are chumming.

Mailing a letter.
Do way is better.
We have to write and pay.
Whoops, email came out to play.

Smog is the best.
Passes every test.
Maybe just by a smidgen.
Oh look, a pigeon.

Don't you love how easy it is when they go out of date biz? Yet a lot of outdated or crap that is bad for you isn't abandoned at any zoo. All comes back to the dough. So no way such crap can go. That and many humans are dumb, believing what they see as they sit on their ever growing bum. I will now abandon this rhyme and pass gas. Hopefully that won't make me a global warming little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.