Time To Force With The Source!

This is a whole other kind of force. No need to go all Yoda on a golf course. Not sure why that popped in. We'll blame it on so and so for a win. What? We can't do that? Bah, you humans do it where you are at.

Ever reliable on the go.
This is something you need to know.
There is no reason not to tell.
This information is ever so swell.

It will swell your head.
You may want to stay in bed.
It will swell your face.
Are you ready to embrace?

The world will end today.
Yep, kaput at your bay.
Even here at little old mine.
That is so bad for the feline.

But how do I know?
Ever reliable on the go.
Reliable sources that is.
One is just a math whizz.

The other is a mathlete.
He really can compete.
Or it could be a she.
I'm not telling thee.

Another comes from far away.
They really know what to say.
They said it all times two.
They even had proof that I can't show you.

That tidbit is the best.
It stood them above the rest.
You can't beat my sources.
They even own their own horses.

Hmm did that give them away?
Nah, plenty of horses across the bay.
Or is there that many over there?
Bah, the world will end so what do I care.

Another source came to me.
He told me...or was it a she?
I can't tell you that.
But he told me the Earth is flat.

Can you believe that guy?
That source ran dry.
But these sources are true.
I swear that they have a clue.

Don't you love reliable sources at your sea? I'm sure they are so reliable that they charge a fee. Or maybe they are from outer space. Tinfoil hat people might embrace. I have a reliable source that says tomorrow will come. Don't you love the gullibility of the dumb? Hmm, did you fall for my reliable source pass? Hopefully not, or you may get made fun of by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.