Like Playing Chess With A Dress!

The cat runs around bare so he wasn't aware. But you humans sure have a way with your clothes. Some even will turn up their nose. Up, down and all around are easily found.

Look at you.
No nudist in view.
Can't have that.
Fine by this cat.

Even if easier.
Surely not pleasier.
Made me cheat rhyme.
That is just a crime.

Time to dress this up.
Sip tea from a cup.
Dress up to impress.
First move in dress chess.

Time to dress down.
No need for a gown.
Dress down when out.
It holds far more clout.

So dress down to dress up?
Trying to confuse a pup?
Dress up to dress down?
When the floor meets the gown.

Whoops, nudist once more.
Forget that encore.
You have to get dressing.
Can't leave any guessing.

1000's of options there.
Just give your closet a stare.
Pull open the latch.
Now mix and match.

But match while dressing.
That needs no confessing.
Mix and match but match.
Can't have a different patch.

Oh, and don't have a crinkle.
Don't forget that wrinkle.
A wrinkle on a wrinkle.
That give you a twinkle?

So dress up and down.
Go out on the town.
Dress down and then up.
May be a rum filled cup.

Do you play dress chess? Always going on about how you or others dress? Like dressing up or down? Dress code at your town? Geez, threw another one in. Dress chess has a code to give a spin. Can't break the code. Your dressing is one complicated mode. No wonder nudists like being free. Hey, all's good as long as they stay out of the eye of me. I'll now go roll in the grass with my naked little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.