Don't forget the toothpaste!

...as I did recently on a trip to Colorado. This was the complimentary packet of toothpaste from the front desk. [image error]

Honestly, it was like using mint-flavored KY jelly ... the exact same substance as our slick little friend. So identical was the texture that I had to read the fine print and make sure it didn't say something like, "Also can be used as a sexual lubricant."