Learn Friggin French with Sac Poubelle

Bon Jour, le bitches, it is I, your professeur, Sac Poubelle, with some observations from the Bastille Farmers' market, and your first French lesson.

But you say, "Mais mon ami, Sac, your French is, how you say, shit, how can you you teach us?"

You see, my little love piggies, I have been doing the writing for many years, and it is my experience that as soon as a person can string seven words together, they begin to teach creative writing, so how can French be different? Trés brilliant, no?

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