Post Is Done...What Fun?

This post is now done. I'll go for a run. Yep, done like dinner. Isn't that a winner? Unless dinner isn't done, but today we'll ignore that one. Did you comment yet? Need to be done before it is even set.

Done now.
Raise an eyebrow.
Why? I'm done.
Done with a run.

No run is shown.
Not on computer or phone.
But I'm suddenly done.
Not under the gun.

Under beats straight on.
Isn't that a con?
Beats going under the knife.
Better off staying under the wife.

Or husband too.
Equal opportunity at our zoo.
Did I use that right?
Bah, I was done before it took flight.

That's right all.
Done at my hall.
Done without a single word.
That isn't absurd.

I stopped before I started.
Oops, I farted.
I just had to share.
After all, I'm done at my lair.

I can't stop if I never start.
But I'll take it to heart.
For without a start I did stop.
Isn't that a brain flop?

Stop before I start.
Like clothes at Wal-Mart.
They stop and start away.
Butt cracks on display.

This post is done.
Time I run.
Time I ate.
A common trait.

Wow, I'm still going.
What's with this showing?
I stopped before I started.
Did that saying just get parted?

Did you stop before you read? Did I hurt your head? How can you stop if you never started? The idea was never fully carted. You never even began the task. Wow, you humans must have taken one too many hits from the flask. But this post is now done and whoops, I started to make it stop its run. The cat proved wrong yet another pass. It is so fun to do for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.