If You’re Lonely…
“…then go on YouTube and watch BTS; they will sing for you, dance for you, make you bilingual, and make you laugh your a$$ off”–Me
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Hello, again, netizens on this day of “heart”warming and “heart” breaking. In the East, eastern part of the world and not the “east” side of your town, Valentine’s Day is for guys–you make their a** some nasty a** homemade chocolate and other sh** they’re going to throw in a closet to show your affection.
I don’t have that much affection, so I leisurely wait a month later–called White Day–to reap all the benefits of people actually having their tax refunds by then, life reblooming from this cold, dead-a** winter, and Spring Break kicking off–to celebrate being a “sweetheart.”
We have it backwards here in the West about Valentine’s Day–you’re actually going to cook, get prettified, and give your cookies away to a motherf***** who gives you supermarket flowers and candy that has been on store shelves since January, and who has been/is sh*tty the rest of the 364 days of the year.
Damn, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Before anyone can properly love you, you have to love yourself, and I mean every f*cked up thing about you.
That’s how we love our family: in spite of because we can’t do without them.
Well, love yourself in spite of whatever is going wrong, because “you” can’t do without you.
It’s barely two months into 2018, and I’m sure many of you resolved to cut out the bullsh*t, but here you go falling for it because it’s February 14th.
The majority of us came in this world alone and that’s the way we’ll leave out. So, if you’re feeling lonely, know that the loneliest feeling ever is to be with someone but you may as well be by yourself–because that’s how “alone” he/she makes you.
I don’t know about you, but I am chilling today: just me and my heart, and we are bulletproof–richocheting all that sh*t.
Love yourself: her (him)–which also happens to be a BTS album title (do you see why I love BTS? Ah. They get it).
To all those in love with love (because love can be a drug), Happy Valiumtine’s Day.
Hehehehe.
ARMY out.
