And Yes, I Believe I CAN Fly

"Did you watch Mad Men this week?" Stacey asks. "Actually, I don't watch it at all," I reply, taking a big swig of my Turkish coffee which is so thick I can practically chew it. I've put away most of the pot and am down to the ultra-concentrated layer of sludge at the bottom. (If you're unfamiliar, this is the kind of coffee that coffee would drink for breakfast. Imagine Cuban coffee on crack which is like regular coffee on crack so essentially Turkish coffee is coffee to the second power. You c