Rules Rulez!

Just ask my beta readers!There are most definitely rules to writing.
Anyone who tells you differently is likely headed for an accident themselves.
Unless their name is Pynchon, or McCarthy, or Rowling, or King—or if you prefer Earnhardt, Schumacher, and Andretti (I had to look those up)—always view this advice with the same skepticism as a fruit-vending snake.
What they probably meant to say is: First know the rules, and then know when to break them.
If you’re breaking them because you don’t know...