Pockmarked Immortality

As of this very moment, we have a new life goal: becoming one of the scores of celebrated creative types with a Mercury crater to their name. Yes, we realize the odds of this happening are slim to none—we've got a long way to go before we join the hallowed ranks of Utagawa Kunisada or Theophanes. But let us have our pipe dreams.

(Image of Edgar Degas's crater via NASA)