The Biased View That's So True!

Are you biased at your bay? I'm sure out will come a, no way! Many surely think that. But the cat will soon make that fall flat. You are as biased as can be. At least some days with what you see.

I'm not biased.
Nope, not one bit.
My integrity is the highest.
I don't do that shit.

I'm in a bank.
Here I stand.
Not biased walks the plank.
When one joins the band.

In walks a masked man.
You glare and get ready to run.
He just didn't want a tan.
Whoops, isn't biased fun?

I'm in a car.
Away I drive.
I'm going far.
I'll survive.

Look at that old fart.
Going ever so slow.
In an accident they'll take part.
Whoops, they have never had a single blow.

I have no credit.
But I have a great job.
You have seen and read it.
Don't be a snob.

They're too young.
They have no clue.
Young people have brains of dung.
Whoops, turns out they could have pain on cue.

Insurance for life.
That's what I want.
Have to keep safe the wife,
When it comes time to haunt.

You're 80 years old?
You must have something wrong.
Unless you have lots of gold,
We shall never play along.

Biased in ways.
Biased you are.
In life's maze,
Biased drives the car.

Did you know you were biased? I guess now you aren't the highest. A masked man in a bank is likely there to rob the place. But you are still biased with your embrace. For he may not be. Although biased this time may keep a bullet from entering thee. Biased seems to have its place in a certain class. But some just proves you are dumber than a singing bass. All perspective that comes to pass. Sorry, not really, that you got called biased from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.