Once you start writing limericks, it's hard to stop.Let’s...

Once you start writing limericks, it's hard to stop.



Let’s hear it for Congressman Tomto donor tycoons he’s the bomb!            but your parts are lady?            his policy’s shady—he’d force you to call yourself mom.




We’re all agreed it isn’t Reedit isn’t Reed we want or needwe want and needto just be freedat last be freed from Reed, agreed?


They came, they saw, they cackled, allwith rhymes and bumper stickersthey raised some doughfor hope to growand give Reed twisted knickers


Pardon my assonanceand ditto the crassonance            but what kind of chump            hooks up with a Trump?Tom Reed! Now, that’s bona fide jackassonance.