A Vibration Game Not So Tame!

It's addiction day. Today you will be addicted to my bay. Actually that would be rather bad. We don't want hanger ons at our pad. So we'll leave you be and let your addiction consume thee.

Ding, ding, ding.
Could be a fling.
Nope, just the news.
Still have the blues.

Ding, ding, ding.
You are the king.
Nope, just an update.
Such a sad fate.

Ding, ding, ding.
That's a fancy ring.
Oh, just your mother.
Nope, not another.

Ding, ding, ding.
Could it be cha-ching?
Nope, not one bit.
With another bill I've been hit.

Ding, ding, ding.
I love my bling.
Oh, just more news.
I have to pay dues.

Ding, ding, ding.
I am sure going to cling.
I need to pay the bill.
Can't have it be nil.

Ding, ding, ding.
Oh, that was a ring.
Hello, how are you?
Telemarketers, boo hoo.

Ding, ding, ding.
What is with this thing?
I'm not getting called.
Was I black balled?

Ding, ding, ding.
Yippee, I sing.
I got a text from a stranger.
I am no longer sad and in danger.

Ding, ding, ding.
Wow, it's spring.
Where did winter go?
My neck hurts so.

Are you a phone addict? Does being away from it cause you conflict? The cat really feels bad for you if so. Hmmm, believe me at your show? You probably shouldn't as I wouldn't. If you step out into the street after the ding, ding, ding beat and get hit by a car, no sympathy from my sand bar. Are you on your phone reading my sass? Point proven by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.