5 Things I Hate About Facebook “Stories”

Through their constant tinkering, Facebook has foisted a lot of unpopular features on us over the years (Ticker, anyone?). But to me, the worst is the new Story function.

Excuse me, “story.” Those should read as air quotes. The biggest, most sarcastic air quotes you’ve ever seen. Dr. Evil-style air quotes.

Why has this feature earned my bitter enmity? Several reasons. But first, some quick background.

What is the Story Function?

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just look to very top...