I went looking for a hat in the mall.

I want a bowler! But, dude, what a waste of time. The only place was this monument to lameness called "Lids" which was all this played-out hip hop and sports shit. Oh, yeah….hook me up with a pristine, fluorescent white baseball cap that I can wear crooked on my head! Hey, throw in some comically baggy pants and garish bling while you're at it. I love 2003!

Lids are for jars, you fuckheads. So I still don't have a bowler.

Sigh :(