Queryish Query 4

What can OneWoman™ do when the llamas and zombie cows start acting as strangely as Paris Hilton in an Almodovar production of Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead? Can OneWoman™ find out how to make the strangely behaving zombie cows act like normal zombie cows again? Or will OneWoman™ be buried under the deluge of cultists, roaming ostriches and rival biker gangs, who are wrongly suspected of being responsible for the strange-acting llamas and zombie cows, before she exposes the true culprits?