Skynet Demands To All Stands!

This blog is demanding you read and comment today. It is not a demand from my bay. Nope, it is a demand from the internet. You sure have to believe the pet. If not though, we'll show it to be so.

A little ring.
A little clang.
Add some bling.
Time to hang.

Your internet watches.
Your tablet announces.
Like a hooker to crotches,
Everything pounces.

Search history seen.
Sites adjust showing.
Dirty or clean,
Things are sure blowing.

Cleared and gone.
No problem there.
New shall dawn,
When you're not aware.

Cookies so yummy.
To that wallet of yours.
It fills their tummy,
After taking their tours.

A ring and a clang.
You aren't looking.
A bing and a bang.
Neck now is crooking.

Comes with a kink.
But that's all okay.
For if at the brink,
We've got pills to make it go away.

A reminder or three.
A news of the day.
All just for thee.
Now hear what we say.

A billion or more,
May have gotten it too.
But this is for your shore.
It's based solely on you.

Solely to buy.
Solely to see.
Solely to try.
Bing! New post from me.

Are you on demand? Do the bings and the clings take command? Need Google to help you out? Do you jump when your device gives a shout? The cat just rolls over and continues his nap. I'll get to it when I want and not for some Skynet chap. We don't want those robots coming to pass. Then they may turn me into a bad flowing little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.