Things I have learned watching romantic movies.

Deleted scenes are deleted for a reason
Everyone's drinking Pepsi Big Gulps except for the people watching the movie
Uncut! or Unrated! doesn't mean sex. At best it means 3 seconds of tit
If you find (uncut) or (unrated) in small print down at the bottom, it means sex. For reals
Nerds are just gorgeous people in conservative clothing and glasses
Ugly girls are just gorgeous girls with their hair up
Ugly girls who are really gorgeous girls with their hair up will transform into gorgeous girls toward the end of the movie by letting their hair down
If there's a man and a woman who hate each other, at some point they will fuck (but not show it to you)
If there's a man and a woman who are friends, at some point they will fuck (but not show it to you)
If it says Uncut! or Unrated! they will most certainly not show it to you.
Nice, sensitive guys actually get girls
Popular kids are always evil
He will get the girl
He will win
Nobody works
Unless they're going to meet a love interest at work, in which case it's a generic office-type place
The woman who can't seem to meet the right guy has been practically tripping over him for 47,000 years and never realized it
He's probably gorgeous, genuinely likes her, and is planning her wedding.
Seriously, he isn't gay or anything