Twit Follows: @Polar_Bear_Edit
I've got a tingling at the end of my fingers and that means only one thing - another Twit Follows contender has emerged.
@Polar_Bear_Edit is consistently charming and funny.

She tweets things like this:
I just spent $90 on two bras.
— Jeannette (@Polar_Bear_Edit) January 17, 2018
Your friendly developmental editor needs her support!
and this on the quintuple-strength caffeinated beverage Death Wish Coffee:
Awhh yeah
— Jeannette (@Polar_Bear_Edit) January 11, 2018
It's ON pic.twitter.com/kyS9aCQf4h
and this:
Watching shows where ppl are hiding from others my husband is always "HOW DO THEY NOT SEE THEM?!"
— Jeannette (@Polar_Bear_Edit) January 16, 2018
Meanwhile, I'll be having a whole conversation w him when he suddenly jumps and goes "where'd you come from? You snuck up on me."
and this on the fashion for turning your books so the pages face outwards, creating a neutral effect:
Same. I like to keep my coffee pot upside down and unplugged, too.
— Jeannette (@Polar_Bear_Edit) January 11, 2018
This trend just gets me. https://t.co/4BgAMwQbXt
But last night she made me read 125 of her tweets. How? A 125-tweet long account of a Sims game (or session) she was playing. I've never played the Sims and I have only the vaguest knowledge of it but her commentary on her avatar's ridiculous antics kept me gripped. There was this:
When a sim farts, they lift their butt and it comes out as a musical note. pic.twitter.com/33t3H50qEt
— Jeannette (@Polar_Bear_Edit) January 21, 2018
and this:
She sat down and swiped a burger without asking. The dude got pretty irate and walked away shouting forbidden words while Addison chomped away with a huge smile. Then bagged the rest for later.
— Jeannette (@Polar_Bear_Edit) January 21, 2018
muahahahaha pic.twitter.com/vlcrXCIebr
But the killer for me was this tweet:
This is the huge fantasy that Sims is...she's writing a book to make some quick money. pic.twitter.com/IZWbDvBENa
— Jeannette (@Polar_Bear_Edit) January 21, 2018
Yup!
I haven't got some big analysis of @Polar_Bear_Edit or what she's about or where she's coming from. I just really enjoy her feed. An essential follow.