How it all began, I mean, AFTER the nuclear explosion

[phone rings:]

Sumiko: Soto Noodle — you will want to suck them fast!

Godzilla: So you serve noodles?

Sumiko: Yes sir, we are noodle shop.

Godzilla: Excellent, I'd like an order of noodles, shaken not stirred.

[pause:]

Sumiko: I'm sorry sir, what you say?

Godzilla: No, wait I've changed my mind. Is your refrigerator running?

Sumiko: Of course it is sir.

Godzilla: Then you'd better go catch it! No wait, say "is your refrigerator running!"

Sumiko: Fuck uh you, sir!

[sound of Gozilla screeching in city-rendin