You can choose who the first to lose is.

Before Craigslist and After Fatalism

    It is safe to say we were all a little guilty when the police finally showed up. In the history of authority, I will say, guilt has never before been granted such slack, and lost its contention with such ease. It has never been such a delicious and ambiguous pie shared, so often, it is simply an oyster swallowed.
    Every year in July, in this college town, exiled students that become reformed interns and then perhaps model citizens lay their Goodwill...