A Very Great, Very Very Very Mate!

The cat deals with many a nut many a day. At least at the time of writing this post at my bay. Hopefully in a year they'll be gone. But knowing my luck I'll end up with more at my lawn. Anyway this one has a squealy voice and surely likes to rejoice.

Say something simple.
Like popping a pimple.
It's easy to do.
At least for me and you.

Others it's not so.
They just need to glow.
Glow bright and loud.
Maybe hoping to draw a crowd.

Oh, excuse me.
I'm wrong at my sea.
We can't talk this way.
That would ruin their day.

We have to get going.
Get on with this showing.
Or make the showing longer.
Such words make it stronger.

What words are they?
You'll regret what you say.
Or would that be said?
Anyway, it hurts the head.

The was VERY VERY VERY good.
It was  SO SO SO SO GOOD in my hood.
Did you see that  GREAT GREAT GREAT game?
It was anything but REALLY REALLY REALLY lame.

I'm going to tell you what it was about.
I'm going to tell you how to shout.
I'm going to tell you what it was about.
I want you to LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN to my shout.

It was  VERY VERY VERY GOOD.
It was SO SO SO SO MISUNDERSTOOD.
It was JUST JUST JUST THE BEST.
It BEAT BEAT BEAT THE REST.

Did you hear me?
It was a sight to see.
Did you hear me?
It was a sight to see.

IT WAS VERY VERY VERY GOOD.
IT WAS SO SO SO SO SO GOOD WOOD.
JUST JUST JUST THE BEST AROUND.
Feel free to put head against wall and pound.

Yep, an over exaggeration nut and a repeat one. Don't you find those people fun? If you ever want a headache, there you go. You'll get one in a few seconds of so so so. I can understand using it once in a while. But for EVERYTHING, even mundane things in the pile. No thank you. Earplugs are sure needed when they come due. Work with any such nuts in mass? They come off a bit touched in the head to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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Published on January 20, 2018 03:00
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