The Vampire Diaries Diary

My husband and I used to love The Lost Diary, a website where a few people would watch Lost and say whatever they thought. It worked well for Lost because everything was a mystery and inferences could be made about anything. Not so with Vampire Diaries, but I thought I would give it a shot. This is season 3, episode 4Stefan and Klaus are drinking in the opening scene-- promising start.When was the last time someone with an American accent turned up on this show?"I can always tell when you're lying, Stefan" oh shit! She knows him and well. We've been warned.Rick doesn't want to go to a Founder's Day Party. If he doesn't go to the founder day parties he'll never leave the house! They don't do anything else in that town.The necklace is a reminder of Elena's unbreakable bond with Stefan—how hot would it have been if Damon had ripped it off her.Katherine to Stefan --"I forgot, you're bad now, don't get too cocky." Please, pretty please and by all that is holy…GET COCKYStefan is so much cuter when he gets to emote. Kind of like Boreanaz when he was Angelus.Whoot, it's Anna, cause just about the hottest scene of this show was when she shoved him up against the refrigerator and snacked on him. I think I watched that scene so many times it scarred my dvr.Oh drat, there is bonnie. Whoa. Jeremy is torn b/tw anna and bonnie? Hey, this might actually be a good storyline involving bonnie. But only because she's the third wheel. Take the hint kevin and Julie, take it."So Mayor Lockwood called your gay ex-husband to torture your vampire daughter." And that, in one sentence sums up this show…even if it wasn't at a founder's day party.Damon just bit another man on the neck—and it wasn't hot."tell me if anyone is coming" bonnie says, doing witchcraft at a public party. Good plan, Bonnie.Lots of people warning Damon and Elena apart. And Rick, you ain't young enough to be saying, 'take a beat'"I know you can't feel anything" Jeremy says to Anna. Really? I missed that! why not?Stefan is staked out on a table. Promising. Everyone loves a little torture…in a bar. Hope she put out the closed sign. The clamps holding his wounds open are Nasty. (Note the capitol)Damon says of Caroline's gay father, "He threatened to out me, imagine the irony of that" chuckle.Damon killed Rick rather than have a conversation. That's the manpire we all know and love!Tyler with his shirt off- WOW"Your technique is a little lazy." Caroline's father to Damon about his compulsion skills. That's an insult to Damon's fanghood. Duel!Commercial- real steal is the real deal. Real-ly?"I am not stefan" Damon got his cajones back. It felt a little forced but I like it.Jeremy! You jerk! Be weak! Cheat!Oh Stefan, if you unstake Elijah I will wet myself. And not with pee. Ah crap, there's Rebecca. I flew too high on the wings of pastrami.Caroline to Elena 'What's it say about you if you admit you're attracted to Damon?' That you're not blind.Dammit. I thought we were getting a Rebecca plotline. Lots of lusting and angst, some hot vampire sex, instead Stefan is back in Mystic Falls and he might drink Elena next week. Yeah, right. Damon is leaving town and if things go back to the way they were…I might go back on the penicillin (cause VD, get it?).