Vampire Diaries: Disturbing Behavior Recap (Episode 3:4)

The Least You Need To Know: This is not the first time around for the Klaus/Stefanbromance—they first met in the roaring 20s. And Klaus's li'l sis, Daisy Buchanan,er, Rebecca was there, too--crushing hard on Stefan (Hey, Damon may have his baby blues, but seems baby bro was the reallady killer, figuratively and literally.) Elena's Stefan-gifted necklacewas Rebecca's first. Klaus needs it so his witch Gloria can contact theoriginal witch (the O.W.) who cast the Sun And The Moon curse. So he can make hisvampwolf army, damnit! To save Elena's neck (heehee, so punny--I could do this all day), Stefan cannot let himfind it.
EXT. The Windy City skyline. Klausand Stefan are boozing and watching Rebecca try on a new 21stcentury wardrobe. She is not impressed with these modern Kardashian-styles.Stefan says she wears it well. He's a liar, she says. She can always tell.Whatever, Klaus moans, just find me the necklace. Ugh, nervous Stefan needssome air. Oh, shite, is that Katherine he spies? He gives chase.
In the Gilbert kitchen, Elena andDamon are cooking with gas for the Founder's Day (Is it that timeof year again already?) potluck at the Lockwoods. It's all very flirty. And itseems that E has gotten over Stefan very quickly. Alaric cuts them theside-eye. Hey, no worries. Damon points out that Elena's still wearing herStefan necklace, the symbol of their forever-bond.Right?
What are you doing here, Katherine?Stefan demands to know. She knows about Klaus's quest for the necklace. So,what's his plan? Fughetaboutit. He's got everything under control. Don't getcocky, she warns. The sister wants him. Take care, or she'll be his downfall.
Hot Jeremy is waking and Dead Anna'sthere. Hey, he can hear her? Yeah, cause he was dreaming about her. Really?This makes her so happy.They have a moment. (Damn, I really love themtogether!) Doorbell. Elena answers. It's Caroline and Bonnie! Jere is psychedto see his witchy woman—Dead Anna is not.
Cop Mom and Damon catch up about Caroline'sDear Ol' Dad Bill. Gay jokes ensue. Bill is now occupying the dungeon where hetortured his daughter. Cop Mom wants Damon to compel him to forget and leavetown, which D does after first tasting him for vervaine.
Cut back to Chi-town. Gloria's bar.The witch needs the necklace to aid Klaus and she's gonna work some juju to locateit. Stefan's brow furrows deeper.
In Mystic Falls, Bonnie and Carolineare giving Elena shite about getting her flirt on with Damon since Stefan split. Ouch. The necklace burns her like ascarlet letter. Let me take a look, says Bonnie. Elena holds it out to her andwhen she touches it, sparks fly. WTF?
Gloria announces she's located thenecklace! Dundundun.
Stefan is freaking out. Gloria tellsKlaus she's got a clue, but she needs more to be sure. Hey, maybe later…anyonehungry? Stefan deflects.
At the Lockwood's Founders Daypotluck, Bonnie wants to works a spell to figure out the necklace weirdness.Caroline is still grilling Elena about Damon. Just tell us the dealio, she saysto Elena. It's nothing, E demurs. The necklace begins to levitate, but Bonnie'snot doing anything.
Ric warns Damon to stepoff when itcomes to Elena. Damon tells him to mind his own beeswax. Ric won't. Cop Momcalls Damon to the Council meeting.
Stefan, Klaus and Becca are suckingdinner. More sibling bickering ensues, Stefan uses it as an excuse to bail fora while.
Jere, at the Lockwood Manor, seeksout Anna in private. She knows about Bonnie, she tells him. Why haven't youtold her about me? He doesn't want Bon to know that he can see her. Well, theonly reason you can see me is because you want to. She's always around, he onlyhas to let her in to see and hear her. But, don't let Vicki in, cause she's waydark. Dead Anna tells him she's so alone on the other side, and then they touchfingers. He can feel her, and it's all very Patrick Swayze/Demi Moore minusWhoopi Goldberg in Ghost. Ooooh, my love,my darling, I've hungered for your touch, a long, lonely time…
Stefan is at the bar to shakedownGloria. Oh, she knows his little secret now. The girls that have the necklace,they were talking about him. And unless he wants Klaus to know what she knows,Stef better help her get that necklace. But, not for Klaus, screw him. Shewants it for her very own. Stefan goes for her throat, but she drops him withthe aneurysm mojo. Next thing he knows, she's got him splayed on a table,shirtless and paralyzed, candles everywhere. She's gonna put the voodoo on himto get the info she wants. And it's gonna hurt.
The council meeting is boring becauseall is quiet on the vampire front, Damon declares. Adjourn. Damon is helpinghimself to a finger of Mayor Mom's booze when in walks an obviouslynon-compelled D o'D Bill. Damn! thinks Cop Mom, Mayor Mom and Damon together.
Bonnie reveals to Jeremy that thewitches told her there would be consequences for bringing him back from the dead.Yeah, he got the memo, he just hasn't told her. They're looking through someold books for deets on the magic necklace. Dead Anna materializes. Watch out,Jere! The darkness is here. And then all the books suddenly combust.
Gloria continues to feel uptorture Stefan cause he won't give up the goods. But then she sees the sweet,intimate images of him and Elena flitting through his mind. Ah, so that's it!The doppelganger is alive and he loves her. Wait till Klaus finds this out—oof. Knife to the witches neck. Yay, Katherine!
Ric, Elena and Caroline are leavingthe party. Where's Damon? Oh, shite, it's D o'D Bill. Caroline runs to hide. Y'allwe have a real problem, Damon declares. Bill is impervious to Damon's charmcompulsion and wants to take over the council and put vervaine in the watersystem. Would that be so bad, Elena responds. You know, to help Damon tow theline since Stefan's not here to do it. Yeah, Ric agrees. Screw you, bro. Damonacts out and snaps his bestie's neck! But, hey, at least he made sure Ric waswearing his necromancing ring first. What is wrong with you? Elena screams. Damon'sa bad, bad boy, E, that's what.
Stefan and Katherine are cleaning upthe witch's body. She tells him that he should use Rebecca's love for him tofurther his plan. Which is…? He tells her that the siblings are running scaredfrom someone. A hunter, perhaps. She wants to help. No way, he's a solo act.
Ty comes home (why wasn't he at the party, at his own house?). Caro's waiting onhis bed. Still hiding from Dear Ol' Dad. Apparently she's dealing with herdaddy issues in the age old manner of seducing a boy for dirty, sweaty se—oh,wait, phone call. Seriously? Ty asks. Hey, chicks before you-know-what, buddy. Elenatells Caro they've got a sitch, as she stands over Ric's dead body.
D o' D Bill is tossing back abourbon. Damon enters, and tells him he's impressed by his mind strength.Thanks, but really your compulsion skills are lacking, Bill intones. Are yougoing to expose us, Damon wants to know. Nope. Damon threatens him anyway. Meh,Bill's not worried. He should be—Damon's tired of being on a leash. He goes forthe throat, but doesn't kill Bill (heehee),just wants to hurt him a little. Caro swoops in and knocks D on his ass. Theyspar. Then she speeds away with Daddy.
Elena enters. She's pissed. Why does Damon insist on acting like such a monster. Newsflash, Elena, he likes being amonster. He's a vampire afterall, and furthermore, He.Is.Not.Stefan!
Dead Anna corners Jere in thebathroom. Stop doing that when Bonnie's around, he tells her. Hey, dude, I onlyshow up cause you're thinking about me, she reminds. This can't go on. He tellsher goodbye and she vanishes into the ether. Then he reveals to Bonnie about theghostly visits of girlfriends past. Anna is still there, though, like she told him, but her pleading fallson his now-deaf ears.
Stefan's back at the warehouse. So isBecca. They talk and he oh so casually mentions that he knows they're runningfrom someone. Who? She won't tell. But she wants to know about his deadgirlfriend, the one her brother "killed". It gets intimate. She lays one onhim. Do you think you'll ever love another girl like you loved her? Maybe, heanswers. No way, liar, she accuses. It's in his kiss. Rejected, she tells Klausthat Stefan was asking about Michael, the hunter. Furious, Klaus attacks.
At the Salvatore abode, Damon'sdouble-fisting drinks. One's for still-dead Ric. Wake up, already! Ric: Bro,you killed me! Damon: Well, you pissed me off! Bygones?Ric: You're a dick! See ya.   And Damon's down another friend.
Look E, here's what's up, statesCaroline. You've got the hots for Damon, just admit it, for the love of Buffy! Noway, Elena says, cause that would make me a slut since I've been going on andon that Stefan's my one and only for the last two seasons. (Has Caroline completely forgotten that sheused to sleep with Damon? Actually, who hasn't Caroline slept with?)
Dear Ol' Dad Bill's on his way out oftown. Gettin' while the gettin's good, he tells Caro. Also, thanks for therescue. Hey, Daddy, I'm going to be okay, you'll see. Um, you're still a vamp,darling, so probably not. Hasta.
Ric is taking a meeting with MayorMom and Cop Mom. He's the Gilberts' quasi-guardian now so he wants their spot on the Council. No way, they say. Yes, way, because you two parents-of-monstersaren't impartial anymore, and someone's got to look after the actual humans inthis town, damnit!
Elena sits down with Bonnie at asidewalk bistro. Here's your necklace back. Oh, and your brother is seeing his deadgirlfriends. Whoosh, Elena jets…to see Damon. Except it's not E, it'sKatherine with straight hair. Gotcha! Hey, I'm gonna go start some troublesomewhere, wanna come with? she asks D. Sure, I'm dead in this town anyway, hesays. (I'm sorry, I cannot resist thepuns tonight) Katerina reveals she's got the necklace.
Stefan awakes, in a locked room with coffinsand Klaus. Let me explain, Stefan begs. No worries, mate—I'm not mad, I justwant to know what you're hiding, Klaus tells him. He opens the room'sgarage-like door, sunlight floods in to reveal they're in the back of a movingtruck parked on Main Street, Mystic Falls, Virginia.Yay!Reunion!