River Song Rewatch Report #2: Is the Official Timeline Accurate?

You know how I said yesterday that it would take me awhile to get through the River Song eps? Well, um, I watched enough episodes yesterday to get me roughly halfway through.

But I'm at a bit of an impasse now. For the life of me, I just can't figure out what happens next. This is one of those instances where I feel like we're missing a huge chunk of story here. It's compounded by the fact that the officially-sanctioned BBC video seems kind of, well, wrong.

The official video lays out her...