Something I wish I would have taken a picture of ...

... at the gala opening of the Nashville Nordstrom, being served in the men's department on silver trays carried by very-tall, beautiful women: small, crystal shot glasses of Woodford Reserve bourbon and, in the middle of them all, a silver bowl filled with erect pieces of crispy bacon.

It was so beautiful I almost cried. If they offered this combination at communion, maybe I'd go to church more often.