New And Shiny However Tiny!

The cat has done the new a time or two. So let's give the shiny a view. Can double up as well. Isn't that swell? Double up with you humans making fun as around after a light cats run.

Shiny and new.
Forget the two.
Sticking with shiny.
Now don't get whiny.

Oh look, a light.
Dark in night.
I'll case the spot.
You laugh a lot?

Jokes on you.
Have you got a clue?
Light costs 5 bucks.
That much? Ah shucks.

Yeah, breaks the bank.
5 less in your gas tank.
Around the light I chase.
Have to catch its shiny embrace.

But so do you.
Sorry, it's true.
Mine costs five,
So you'll still survive.

Yours way more.
You sure won't soar.
Could buy a new car.
But nope, shiny won't get you far.

Look, a shiny little rock.
To it you humans flock.
Oh and now it can linger.
A shiny 10K ring on your finger.

Wowweeee.
Just look at thee.
You got a shiny rock.
I'll let you get over the shock.

Look, it's jewellery and such.
Wow, it shines more than a touch.
You buy the shiny stuff by the ton.
It sits in a box not seen by anyone.

1000s more spent.
Now you live in a tent.
But you got your rock so shiny.
Wow, 10K sure buys something tiny.

And you make fun of cats. Are you humans dingbats? I think I answered that. 5 bucks to chase a shiny light and exercise a cat. 10K bucks for a shiny rock to sit on your finger. I think we need to go to a bell ringer. Yep, the cat wins this time. You humans must have lost brain cells during evolution to your so-called prime. Enjoy such shiny things that resemble glass? Pffft is all you'll get from my non-shiny little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.