Five Things I Learned About Being A “Real” Author
We’re wrapping up 2017. It’s been a big year for me, personally and professionally. Publishing my first novel has taught me a lot that I never knew about literature–and that’s saying something, considering that I am a teacher of literature! Here are five things that I learned this year:
[image error]Reviews Are Important – I never really thought about reviewing novels before. I honestly never gave it a second thought; especially the novels by best-selling authors. But once I became an author, I realized how important reviews are. Aside from the fact that reviews help put your novel out there for other people, reviews teach you important things about your own writing. A lot of my friends have read my book, but I don’t know anything about what they thought. I don’t know which characters they loved or hated, which parts they wished had been longer, and which jokes they thought were annoying. A good, honest review is very valuable to an author and really helps them hone their craft.
[image error]2. Writing is a LOT of work – Boy, is it a lot of work. It takes hours to write a draft of a chapter. Then it takes more hours to revise that chapter. Your average novel is 25 – 30 chapters long. That can be 180 hours just to write your first draft. If you were working a regular 40-hour workweek, that’s almost a month. And that’s just the first draft. That doesn’t count your own revisions before you send it off to an acquisitions editor, who may or may not request additional revisions before offering a contract. Then, there are additional revisions to be made. When you and your publisher finally agree on all the revisions, then there’s another final proofreading read-through. It takes forever. I signed my contract for Don’t Ask Me to Leave in July. It wasn’t published until March of the following year, and somebody was working on something pretty much up until that date.
3. You Can’t Do It Alone – It’s funny. Writing is one of the most social anti-social professions I’ve ever seen. You have to write the manuscript yourself, sure. But from there, you can’t do it alone. You rely on so many others along the way. You rely on the help of your editor, your publisher, your cover art designer, and countless other people to get the book on the shelves (or to digital readers), but it doesn’t stop there. Once the book is published, you need the help of others to help get the word out about your book. Again, I feel guilty about this one. I so rarely shared good books I read with other people (and in a way, it’s kind of my job). In 2018, I’m making a much bigger effort to share with others.
4. Where You Sell Matters – Again, I hadn’t really thought about this one. I figured it all worked pretty much the same way. I also didn’t think much about print versus eBooks. A book was a book, or so I thought. But as it turns out, some companies are a lot more friendly to authors (like Amazon). And it also matters how you sell. For example, if someone gets the book on Kindle and only reads 1/3 of it, you don’t make as much money than if they read the whole book (which means it’s definitely worth your while to work hard on making the book engaging!)
5. You Have To Keep an Open Mind – If you had told me three years ago that I would write and publish a contemporary romance novel, I’d have laughed in your face. I don’t read romance novels, as a rule. I don’t even watch “chick flick” movies. I always figured I’d write YA fantasy . . . but here I am. I’ve learned that you have to keep an open mind, no matter what. For example, I see my character one way, but an editor might not. If I’m open to suggestions, we might both be able to come to a much more beneficial interpretation.
What about you? What do you wonder about the publishing world?
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Reviews Are Important – I never really thought about reviewing novels before. I honestly never gave it a second thought; especially the novels by best-selling authors. But once I became an author, I realized how important reviews are. Aside from the fact that reviews help put your novel out there for other people, reviews teach you important things about your own writing. A lot of my friends have read my book, but I don’t know anything about what they thought. I don’t know which characters they loved or hated, which parts they wished had been longer, and which jokes they thought were annoying. A good, honest review is very valuable to an author and really helps them hone their craft.
2. Writing is a LOT of work – Boy, is it a lot of work. It takes hours to write a draft of a chapter. Then it takes more hours to revise that chapter. Your average novel is 25 – 30 chapters long. That can be 180 hours just to write your first draft. If you were working a regular 40-hour workweek, that’s almost a month. And that’s just the first draft. That doesn’t count your own revisions before you send it off to an acquisitions editor, who may or may not request additional revisions before offering a contract. Then, there are additional revisions to be made. When you and your publisher finally agree on all the revisions, then there’s another final proofreading read-through. It takes forever. I signed my contract for Don’t Ask Me to Leave in July. It wasn’t published until March of the following year, and somebody was working on something pretty much up until that date.
3. You Can’t Do It Alone – It’s funny. Writing is one of the most social anti-social professions I’ve ever seen. You have to write the manuscript yourself, sure. But from there, you can’t do it alone. You rely on so many others along the way. You rely on the help of your editor, your publisher, your cover art designer, and countless other people to get the book on the shelves (or to digital readers), but it doesn’t stop there. Once the book is published, you need the help of others to help get the word out about your book. Again, I feel guilty about this one. I so rarely shared good books I read with other people (and in a way, it’s kind of my job). In 2018, I’m making a much bigger effort to share with others.
4. Where You Sell Matters – Again, I hadn’t really thought about this one. I figured it all worked pretty much the same way. I also didn’t think much about print versus eBooks. A book was a book, or so I thought. But as it turns out, some companies are a lot more friendly to authors (like Amazon). And it also matters how you sell. For example, if someone gets the book on Kindle and only reads 1/3 of it, you don’t make as much money than if they read the whole book (which means it’s definitely worth your while to work hard on making the book engaging!)
5. You Have To Keep an Open Mind – If you had told me three years ago that I would write and publish a contemporary romance novel, I’d have laughed in your face. I don’t read romance novels, as a rule. I don’t even watch “chick flick” movies. I always figured I’d write YA fantasy . . . but here I am. I’ve learned that you have to keep an open mind, no matter what. For example, I see my character one way, but an editor might not. If I’m open to suggestions, we might both be able to come to a much more beneficial interpretation.
What about you? What do you wonder about the publishing world?...

Still, it made me think, though. Sometimes it’s easy to see your blessings, as it was for us when the floor was full of toys, discarded wrapping paper, and cardboard boxes. Other times, it’s not so easy. And that’s when it’s the most important to count your blessings.
In my first novel, Don’t Ask Me to Leave, the main character struggles a lot with that. The novel is based on the story of Ruth and Naomi from the Bible, which means that very early on, the main character loses her husband (and almost her faith). She balks when others point out the blessings that still surround her.
That is how it often happens, isn’t it? “When you are discouraged, thinking all is lost”?
So many of our blessings are easy to ignore or forget. But right now, I am so blessed. I am sitting on a couch, surrounded by family and two very grateful cats inside a warm house while it’s below 20 degrees outside. My refrigerator is full. I live in a country where I am free to express my opinions out loud, online, in just about any way I see fit.
And sometimes, when we think we’re not blessed, it’s because we’re “missing the forest for the trees”.
About thirteen years ago, I was pregnant with our son. To our dismay, it was a high-risk pregnancy, and starting at four months, I started bouncing in and out of the hospital thanks to pre-eclampsia. My husband ended up leaving his job, and for a few days there, we were very worried and stressed.
And then the phone rang.
He had applied for another job months prior (so many months, he’d almost forgotten about the application), and he would start in a few days.
So it ended up that he was off work while I was having my initial hospital stays and diagnosis, and then he started a new job with better insurance, pay, and hours.
Blessings come in many forms, even when you’re not expecting them.
We’re just a few days away from a new year. There’s no telling what it will bring. I’m sure there will be struggles and sorrows, but blessings also abound. I hope that you will be blessed in this new year....

This month, I’m reviewing Dead Broke, by Linda Fulkerson. Find it on Amazon here.
So, I should explain–I love mysteries and thrillers. What sometimes frustrates me, though, is that mysteries and thrillers can be suuuuuuper inappropriate. I don’t like having them auto-download to my Kindle, because I don’t want my kids to read some of the things in there, and there are several novels that I routinely have to skip ahead a few pages. I didn’t have to do that.
Fulkerson’s protagonist, Andrea Warren (call her Andy) has a fun sense of humor and just the right amount of self-deprecation.
“Some girls get perfect teeth and cute button noses from their moms. I got green eyes, freckles, and enough hair for three more heads.” – Dead Broke
Like most protagonists in the genre, Andy is operating on a shoestring budget, but it’s believable. She’s a photographer in a digital world, where anybody with an iPhone fancies themselves a pro.
There’s just the right mix of characters in the novel; as a reader, you’re not sure whom to trust until almost the very end (and even then, you find yourself wondering if there will be another twist). The story never felt predictable or contrived, and it was a truly pleasant read (and one that I don’t have to worry about showing up on my family’s devices).
I can’t wait to see what she has in store next for Andy. You can get your own copy from Amazon ($3.99 Kindle, $11.99 print), and find out more about her on her website, http://lindafulkerson.com/....

In my original drafts of Don’t Ask Me to Leave, the novel opened in the Miller home on Christmas, with the first blended family meal. As I went through the editing process, that changed, but I ended up including a Christmas scene eventually.
As a little “Christmas gift” to blog followers, here’s an excerpt from Chapter 22 of Don’t Ask Me to Leave. Hope you enjoy it! Happy holidays to you and yours!
Rachel balanced an overloaded vegetable tray on one arm as she skirted the bottom of the steps and headed into the living room. Was it already Christmas? Did she really have to go back to work in a week? She sighed and focused on the soft, dazzling lights adorning Nadine’s Christmas tree.
Like everything else in the house, the tree looked straight from the pages of House Beautiful. Blue and silver ornaments sat nestled in the needles, attached with handmade wire ribbon bows. Olivia would approve…wherever she was these days.
Rachel took a deep breath, the glorious pine aroma filling her nose. She’d never had a live Christmas tree before. Gorgeous, yes. Worth the hassle? The jury was still out.
She snagged a carrot stick from the tray and swirled it through the ranch dip. It had been a fun trip back on the farm to cut it down. Beau sang carols as he sawed through the tree trunk, mixing up the words and making Rachel and Nadine laugh until their sides hurt.
It was a good memory. Thankfully, there seemed to be more of those lately–to Beau’s credit.
Rachel picked up another carrot and looked over at the packages that somehow seemed to multiply every time she left the room. Even though Nadine had sworn weeks ago that she’d finished shopping, new boxes kept appearing, labeled with names of people Rachel couldn’t remember even meeting.
LikeGeorge Bivins, the mail carrier, and that one for Kayleigh Foster–wasn’t she the girl at the bank?
Nadine’s generosity was impressive.
Rachel had tucked her meager contributions on the far side, all in gift bags instead of Nadine’s beautifully wrapped boxes. She’d purchased several for Nadine, but only one gift for Beau.
It had taken awhile to come up with that one. Rachel hadn’t planned on getting him anything–they were just friends, after all–but then Nadine invited him over for Christmas dinner.
Rachel grimaced and picked up a celery stalk. He’d like it or he wouldn’t. Hopefully it was okay, though. She shrugged and padded back through the house in her thick white socks to the kitchen. “Hey, Nadine, did you want the candy tray in the living room too?”
Beau nipped a buckeye from the tray and popped it in his mouth. “She might not, but I do. Here you go.” He passed the tray to Rachel with a lopsided grin. “Sit it by my chair.”
Nadine laughed and tossed down her dish towel. “I think we’re done here. Why don’t we go open some presents?”
“All right!” He scampered past Rachel into the hallway.
“I’m glad somebody’s excited.”
Nadine picked up her glass of sweet tea and fell into step beside Rachel. “Are you doing okay, hon?”
Rachel looked up at the ceiling. Surprisingly, she was. Thoughts of David lingered, but she’d accepted his missing presence. “I’m all right. Actually, I was thinking about Olivia.”
“Oh. Yes, I’ve wondered about her too. But I’m sure she’s all right.”
“Yeah. I, uh, I sent her an e-mail the other day.”
Nadine’s eyes widened. “I didn’t know that. Did she reply?”
“She did.” Rachel shifted the heavy plastic tray to her other hand. “She’s fine. Her dad got her a job at a firm down there, and he gave her a contract to redecorate his office building.”
“So she’s keeping busy, then.”
“Apparently. I asked her if she could come visit sometime, but she said she couldn’t get away. I guess I’ll never see her again.” Rachel sighed. “Who’d have thought that I’d miss her?”
“I’m sorry, sweetie. She’ll come around one day. You’ll see.”
“I hope so. I still have her presents under the tree, just in case.”
“We’ll ship them to her.” Nadine kissed Rachel’s cheek. “Now, come on. Let’s go in there before Beau opens everything without us.”
Enjoy that excerpt? Get a copy now from Amazon: Kindle ($3.99) or print ($13.99). Prefer a signed copy? E-mail me and I’ll be happy to make arrangements....

The Adena were a society that lived in Kentucky and a few other states (Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania, to name a few). While we can’t be exactly sure, we speculate that they originate from the Early Woodland Period. The name Adena comes from the estate of an Ohio governor, Thomas Worthington, that he said came from a Hebrew name (read more about that at the Ohio History Connection).
Around 1792, settlers formed a new town that they named “Little Mountain Town”. The Little Mountain name was in reference to an Adena earthwork that was some twenty-five feet high and 125 feet in diameter, according to Tim Talbot’s Explore Ky. History. Unfortunately, Little Mountain was demolished in the mid-1800s to build a house. The dig revealed several skeletons and various other artifacts.
There were several other mounds in and around “Little Mountain Town”, which eventually came to be called Mount Sterling. The Wright-Greene complex was located a few miles from Mount Sterling and contained three (possibly four) mounds. In 1937, the mounds were excavated by the Works Progress Administration (WPA). The University of Kentucky supervised the dig, and many of the artifacts and historical documents relating to it are housed in the William S. Webb Museum at the University.
Want a peek at some of the other locations and history mentioned in Don’t Ask Me to Leave? Check out the video below:...