8 Ways to Get Away with Murder

 

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If you’re just dying to kill someone but find the prospect of prison tiresome, perhaps this handy little murderer’s manifesto is perfect for you!

Have No Motive

Do not kill out of anger, greed, or revenge, to cover another crime, or for sexual gratification. Do it just for the pure pleasure of doing so, for the unadulterated satisfaction of whacking some unsuspecting SOB just for the hell of it. When the who or how are not immediately obvious, the cops will look for the why. Nothing drives...