This hippo - this poor, unsuspecting hippo - came into this...

This hippo - this poor, unsuspecting hippo - came into this world, thinking “I shall be a lovely Christmas present.” Little did he know his true fate would be far darker: to become the official Writing Stress Mascot of one Sara Raasch. It is not a fate easily bestowed, nor a destiny easily accepted - but this wee hippo has taken up the mantle with vigor and grace. Thus, he is deserving of a name worthy of such an esteemed, poised creature. I call on you now, good folks of the internet - what should this fine Writing Stress Hippo Mascot be called? Submit your names in the comments and I’ll pick the best one!