‪I used to have a tongue piercing. When I first got it I’d rattle it against my teeth. One day, a...

‪I used to have a tongue piercing. When I first got it I’d rattle it against my teeth. One day, a random punk turned to me and said, “Stop. We get that you’re pierced. We’ve all got them.” I feel like there should be a similar awakening for dads and their Hot Wheels track videos.‬