Gimme something to write about.

You may or may not know, but I'm, like, a columnist and shit. Look! So, I think you guys should give me a topic to write about, something political or societal. It can be anything really. You guys have any scoops? Ideas? I don't want to write about Occupy Wall Street because, frankly, I don't know what to say about it. Other than that, I'm open and need something to riff on. So, hit me.