For All His Funny Jokes Again
I did go to myDoctor's Officeyesterdayand I do like to tellJokeson Fridays,so here is aRePostof myNovember 18th, 2016Post,For All The Funny Jokes.
*****I was at my Doctor's office the other dayand she told me I had better get into shape."Doc," I said."I am in shape. Round is a shape!"
Did you know that cannibals will not eat clowns?Yeah,they say they taste funny.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
In America, anyone can become President.That's the problem.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest drown too?
What I want to know,whose cruel idea was it for the word"Lisp"to have an"S"in it?
Never,ever,raise your hands to your kids!It leaves your groin unprotected.
If I eatPasta and Antipastiwill I still be hungry?
When I was growing up,I was always told that I would be somebody.I just wish that they had been more specific on what that would be.
The main reasonSanta Clausis so jolly all the time,is because he knows where all the bad girls are!
This is,Thanking The Late,Great,George CarlinFor All The Funny Jokes Today,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.”
- George Carlin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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*****I was at my Doctor's office the other dayand she told me I had better get into shape."Doc," I said."I am in shape. Round is a shape!"
Did you know that cannibals will not eat clowns?Yeah,they say they taste funny.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
In America, anyone can become President.That's the problem.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest drown too?
What I want to know,whose cruel idea was it for the word"Lisp"to have an"S"in it?
Never,ever,raise your hands to your kids!It leaves your groin unprotected.
If I eatPasta and Antipastiwill I still be hungry?
When I was growing up,I was always told that I would be somebody.I just wish that they had been more specific on what that would be.
The main reasonSanta Clausis so jolly all the time,is because he knows where all the bad girls are!
This is,Thanking The Late,Great,George CarlinFor All The Funny Jokes Today,Jim Hauenstein,And,
“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.”
- George Carlin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading?Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,
or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post.Thanks for reading.
If you are reading this on a
Cell-Phone,below this story you will see aLinkwhere it says;View Web Version.To truly get the full benefit of myBlog,I suggest you view the web version.You will just have to expand the page to be able to read it.Thanks again.
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