Um… so does anyone want a free audiobook?I’ve got a...

Um… so does anyone want a free audiobook?

I’ve got a handful of codes that’ll allow you to get the new audiobook version of my book “Calm The F*ck Down” for FREE! (Yes, I know. That’s freaking amazing.)

All I ask in return for this—let’s face it—totally undeserved act of near godlike generosity is that you write a review of it on Audible. Sound good? Cool.

To enter… how about you reply with or send me your most groan-worthy dad joke. The two best will earn codes. (I’ll have other giveaways soon, don’t worry.)

Okay. Bring it, motherfuckers.