Jock Stewart’s Gift Ideas for the Weird Folks on Your List

As my dear old daddy used to tell me, “Some people are just too strange for normal Christmas gifts.” If you have people (usually family) who are like this, here are a few ideas.


For people who don’t drink their whiskey or whisky at room temperature like the good Lord intended:


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For the Grinch who’ll probably set fire to the tree after turning Christmas dinner into ash:


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Even if your friends have no taste, you can help our their itchy cats:


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Some of your friends just can’t get enough wine and need a way to hint to the host:


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Here’s the perfect gift for guys who don’t care how they look:


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Do you have friends who try to sound Irish but can’t do it. Here you go:


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Got Brits who can’t find it in the dark? They’ll thank you for this little gem:


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For your friends who claim they like veggies but really don’t:


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These gift ideas are presented as a public service for gift givers who are starting to panic and don’t know what to buy for Uncle Bob, Aunt Bambi, or that kid they met in the first grade and can’t get away from.


Happy Holidays,


–Jock


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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