"Evidently, denture adhesive is improving"

Oktoberfest ended yesterday in Munich with the loss of

"a Viking helmet, two crutches, an electric wheelchair, a rucksack containing two foldable camping chairs, a case full of musical notes, 1,300 items of clothing, 520 wallets, over 1,000 identity cards, 390 mobile phones, 370 pairs of eyeglasses, 90 cameras, 80 items of jewellery and watches and 425 keys..."

and only one set of dentures, down from previous years.

"The year I started," a worker in lost and found said, "I...