GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER?

Greetings, Cool Peeps:

I first met Ronald F. Hibbleton at one of my parents' dinner parties when I was a mere teenager. All I knew about him was that he was a big oaf of a guy who was married to a childhood friend of my mother's and that, behind his back, people called him Mr. Grant.

Granted (no pun intended), I'd rather have the name Grant than Hibbleton any day of the week, but I soon learned that he had earned that moniker by emulating the behavior of Ed Asner's character, Lou Grant, from T...