My Grown-Up Christmas List

Timeline in chronological order (all social media platforms)Self-folding laundryLive-in short-order cookComprehensible income tax instructionsTrip on the TARDISFirst drafts that write themselves Obedient hairstyleLocal travel via pneumatic tubesAbility to read and sleep simultaneouslyAbolishment of Daylight Saving TimePre-broken-in running shoesTo wake up magically multilingual  Satisfying ending for Great ExpectationsAn actual Get Out of Jail Free cardTeleportation No mor...