Piss On It: New and Selected Poems
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"The poison's in my heart and in my mind." ......... April fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VGM...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VGM...
Goodness, Arthur is furiously busy today. You know GR so much better than me. Please tell me if you like theirs, will they like yours?
And does it make any difference to you personally?
And does it make any difference to you personally?
BTW, something is really fucked on my computer which affects GR access and sign ins; so if I disappear for a while; it's just that I'll have to figure out what the bastards may have done and find a way around it.
One option is to never sign off. This is insidious. I have encountered Infinite Jest 7.
If you like one more thing today I'm going to piss right in my pants doing all the dittos.
News alert, fucko. There ain't that many likeable things in the whole fucking universe.
News alert, fucko. There ain't that many likeable things in the whole fucking universe.
RennieD wrote: "If you like one more thing today I'm going to piss right in my pants doing all the dittos. News alert, fucko. There ain't that many likeable things in the whole fucking universe."What's worse -- liking what one likes, or monitoring what others like just so you can like the same things despite not even liking them?
Sigh. The simple main point was the pants piss.
Complications arise when considerations of sociability and group loyalty are presented.
But, before we even go there, it's not a matter of dislike 70% of the time. I don't know why GR demands black or white, and nothing in-between. Well yeah, I know it's that since it doesn't make any money Bezos isn't sending the good programmers over. But damn, why can't I like 90%, or 30%? Fucking Word and Google have had that "advanced" technology for more than a decade already. And if I don't feel like paying any attention that day, why the hell can't I just block like all the stuff someone I usually agrre with likes? Fucking AOL can handle that and they're said to be archaic.
And now the more complicated stuff. Do you really tell your sensitive neighbor that her fucking haircut reminds you of what Annie Lennox would look like as a cadaver? Of course not. You ask her how she got the lawnmower on her head.
Complications arise when considerations of sociability and group loyalty are presented.
But, before we even go there, it's not a matter of dislike 70% of the time. I don't know why GR demands black or white, and nothing in-between. Well yeah, I know it's that since it doesn't make any money Bezos isn't sending the good programmers over. But damn, why can't I like 90%, or 30%? Fucking Word and Google have had that "advanced" technology for more than a decade already. And if I don't feel like paying any attention that day, why the hell can't I just block like all the stuff someone I usually agrre with likes? Fucking AOL can handle that and they're said to be archaic.
And now the more complicated stuff. Do you really tell your sensitive neighbor that her fucking haircut reminds you of what Annie Lennox would look like as a cadaver? Of course not. You ask her how she got the lawnmower on her head.
RennieD wrote: "Sigh. The simple main point was the pants piss."Well, this IS a thread concerning a book titled Piss On It, so I suppose we'll have to let it stand...
That cover photo. You were wearing clean, well fitting clothes. Was the special occasion like 8th grade graduation or something?
RennieD wrote: "That cover photo. You were wearing clean, well fitting clothes. Was the special occasion like 8th grade graduation or something?"You guessed it, dick.
From Zap Comix ca. 1723;
"Oh great one, please tell us the answer."
"Yes, enlighten us with your brilliance."
"If you must know, the answer is cheese doodles and cream soda."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V7i...
"Oh great one, please tell us the answer."
"Yes, enlighten us with your brilliance."
"If you must know, the answer is cheese doodles and cream soda."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V7i...
RennieD wrote: "There are so many ways to troll undetected."I didn't realize you were known for your subtlety.
Arthur wrote; "I didn't realize you were known for your subtlety. "
It's a secret, stupid. You sure you read that Derrida shit? Christ, no wonder Hackle is so fucked up.
It's a secret, stupid. You sure you read that Derrida shit? Christ, no wonder Hackle is so fucked up.
Well, I guess that this one ain't exactly a "like" magnet. Sorry, Arthur. Your book deserves better.
IDK. WTF? NLOL. Doooods and dooooodettes. Chicks too. Various high IQ animals. Kafka's and Burroughs' glorified fantasy bugs. The Wire.
Fuck em. These no-life "readers" always feign being bored with real life and/or the implied textual format experience, and sit there like Holly Golightly looking for something "new," when they don't even know what's old. I guess they pretend to fool each other.
Why the fuck bother talking to them? Oh yeah. If the shit goes #1 you got 4,000 sales per day just on e.
IDK. WTF? NLOL. Doooods and dooooodettes. Chicks too. Various high IQ animals. Kafka's and Burroughs' glorified fantasy bugs. The Wire.
Fuck em. These no-life "readers" always feign being bored with real life and/or the implied textual format experience, and sit there like Holly Golightly looking for something "new," when they don't even know what's old. I guess they pretend to fool each other.
Why the fuck bother talking to them? Oh yeah. If the shit goes #1 you got 4,000 sales per day just on e.
Last ditch attempt to stir things up ................. for today ................. probably not .............................. likely ................ depends on what I meant before, but I forgot ...................... "Think the bed was really on fire?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM9SH...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM9SH...
Arthur, if you do not even pretend to make an effort at humoring me, I will be compelled to resort to drastic measures. I might even one star and make fun of a book the overlapping GR cliques, aided and abetted by the rogue librarians lionize, possibly costing them a nickel of their hoped for fifty buck windfall.
It's up to you, man. It's crunch time.
It's up to you, man. It's crunch time.
RennieD wrote: "Arthur, if you do not even pretend to make an effort at humoring me, I will be compelled to resort to drastic measures."
Yes. my friend. You can always humor me when you want to.
But, beyond that, fuck man. Just watch the views and likes skyrocket now.
But, beyond that, fuck man. Just watch the views and likes skyrocket now.
I heard that this was what MJ tried to copy in that fucked up shit about the writer's house. Please compare and contrast. Extra credit given for allusions to obscure books.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBmS5...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBmS5...
Your career has encompassed writing prose, editing, publishing, and writing poetry. Utiliuzing a weighted average approach, can you give us an orifice-per-day-availabilty ranking of each endeavor?
"It hangs so low."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyQnI...
Let me say good night. I'm going to get a good night's sleep, so that I'm at full strength to further embarrass myself tomorrow. For the under-priviliged amongst you, this is nowhere near as easy as it looks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyQnI...
Let me say good night. I'm going to get a good night's sleep, so that I'm at full strength to further embarrass myself tomorrow. For the under-priviliged amongst you, this is nowhere near as easy as it looks.
RennieD wrote: "Your career has encompassed writing prose, editing, publishing, and writing poetry."Don't forget swashbuckling, dishwashing, and tailoring as well.
RennieD wrote: "A Supposedly Posthumous Fun Interview with DFW Which We'll Probably Never Do Again, But You Never Know."I'd probably read that, but only if you ask him his opinion of AG.
"There's just one thing I've got to know. Can you tell me please; who won"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BJwd...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BJwd...
Had a change of mind. I have no interest in having that troll interview put on HST or anywhere else. If your "giving me an opportunity" is your reason for it, don't do me any favors. If you have some use for it, go ahead.
At this point, and probably from the beginning of my GR arrival, I have found no use for anything here, and am sure it will stay that way. No big deal. Just a total disrespect for very tiny shits who never sell a book, but act like moguls; kind hearted ones at that. Regurgitation sound imagined.
Cheers.
At this point, and probably from the beginning of my GR arrival, I have found no use for anything here, and am sure it will stay that way. No big deal. Just a total disrespect for very tiny shits who never sell a book, but act like moguls; kind hearted ones at that. Regurgitation sound imagined.
Cheers.
BTW, I want to go on record as saying that that "interview" was no interview. It was an edited essay skewed toward making me sound palatable to the GR big deals.
I don't give two wet raspberries if any of the top reviewers, small change cliques, no life, lexicologically "sexed" arbiters of literary "wisdom" ever use their "world weary jade" to ever read any of my books. I'm not here to collect "friendly" reviews from untalented shits who PM me for hours at their convenience in order to get me to push the like button for their stupid fucking reviews.
And to the asshole who advised me that to get my books read, ostensibly by some useless GR shit, I should be "vulnerable," fuck you and shove your unasked for advice all the way up your dumb ass. Your bemoaned standards of living would seem sufficient to at least know to shut the fuck up.
That interview was bullshit and I want all the "witty" poor-ass slobs to know that they are indeed funny, but not for the reasons they think.
FUCK YOU AND FUCK GR. I only post here when I'm compelled to make fun of cripples.
I don't give two wet raspberries if any of the top reviewers, small change cliques, no life, lexicologically "sexed" arbiters of literary "wisdom" ever use their "world weary jade" to ever read any of my books. I'm not here to collect "friendly" reviews from untalented shits who PM me for hours at their convenience in order to get me to push the like button for their stupid fucking reviews.
And to the asshole who advised me that to get my books read, ostensibly by some useless GR shit, I should be "vulnerable," fuck you and shove your unasked for advice all the way up your dumb ass. Your bemoaned standards of living would seem sufficient to at least know to shut the fuck up.
That interview was bullshit and I want all the "witty" poor-ass slobs to know that they are indeed funny, but not for the reasons they think.
FUCK YOU AND FUCK GR. I only post here when I'm compelled to make fun of cripples.
If any of you witty, creative, erudite people want to humorously surprise yourself or me by asking what I really think, personalized caricatures may be provided when I have five minutes to further waste.
SteveS wrote: "FUCK YOU AND FUCK GR. I only post here when I'm compelled to make fun of cripples."And how many times have I heard THIS before..?
Loved the cover, very classy and provocative! ;-)
Arthur wrote; "And how many times have I heard THIS before..?"
6-7, lost exact count. But, from now on I'm only going to annoy the cripples on this thread.
6-7, lost exact count. But, from now on I'm only going to annoy the cripples on this thread.
Isis wrote: "Loved the cover, very classy and provocative! ;-)"Thanks, Isis!
Read it so quickly that I'll have to read it again. And again. I wasn't rushed; I was compelled. Any "official" review I might write would quickly be deleted, but all it would say would be "Wow and I'm saddened that you have the material to do some of this. I can relate, and probably so can everyone else."
So, this opinion stays here until the assholes delete it. No big shit, that's what assholes always do. You get used to it.
Read this fucking book. If you ain't got any money it's e-free; and busy bees can get through it quickly if they graduated grammar school.