Before The Rodent Burns Them...

Aaargh. It's awful to find a typo in a printed Smashed-Rat-on-Press book. I like to have one complete set of the latest version of each book on paper, just in case everything east of the Rockies falls into the sea (or is bombed by North Korea) and my "printer" therefore ceases to exist.

Recently, I found three minuscule typos in Sanguinity's book The Girl Who Grew Crutches From Seeds, and had to order a replacement copy. But, sadly, I already have two copies of the previous incarnation here that I've never been able to give away to good homes because apparently nobody wants to read Sanguinity's work... This pair of lovely paperbacks are going to be sacrificed in the Yule fire come Xmas Day unless some person over the age of 30 sends a private message saying they've just gotta have one of them, in which case the Head Rodent will gladly ship them pretty much anywhere on the continent. In each of the flawed books is a penciled notation where the typos occur, with the correction; and other than that the books are pristine and will be autographed.

Along with those, I also have excess single copies of the newest printed versions these two books:

If the books are unclaimed before December 25, this offer will self-destruct. By then we'll know if they've risen to heaven in a smoky conflagration, or slipped away via underground post to a safer home on Earth. Stay tuned...!