Before the S#!+ Hits the You-Know-What

One of my brother’s co-workers will never live down that time he said (during a meeting with the company’s top brass)…

“That’s when the shit will really hit the you-know-what…”

The what? The FAN? Why couldn’t you just say “fan”?

Hilarious. This happened years ago and the guy’s co-worker’s BROTHER is still talking about it.

Well, Tuesday is when everything hits the you-know-what for me.

It’s my book’s birthday.

Right now I’m in the eye of the storm. It was a whirlwind getting everything ready for print. Now that it’s all done, there is an eerie moment of calm. But I know everything will blow up again when the book hits the shelves.

I want to take this quiet opportunity to do two things:

Express my gratitude and enjoy this milestone with you, the best readers in the world.
Beg you to pre-order the book TODAY.