The Sherlock Holmes Christmas list 2017

Yes, it's almost here, that time of year again. A time of celebration and caring, of giving and pretending you wanted those hand-knitted gloves from Dotty old Aunty Ethel... bah! humbug! I say; I shall be drawing up the drawbridge, liberally spiking the drive with broken glass and retreating to the study with an impressive quantity of Port and Cigars, with some Brandy just in case of medical emergency. But what's this?; there's nothing on the telly and the radio's bust?. Relax - merely reach...